verygaygirlfriendspookymulder:
me whenever a drawing doesnt go my way: that’s it. i lost all talent. i’m no longer able to make art. i peaked. this is it. this is the end of days
Tag: txt
You are Cain. You killed Abel. The bible is wrong, now tell the real reason why you did it.
it was my turn to use the xbox
david byrne: shes gonna HUIH and HOOH and HUUH anda HUH HEH
me: fuck yeah david
women be crawling frantically on all fours around the perimeter of their room peeling off the wallpaper
*deep sigh* *takes off my cowboy hat and plops down into the dirt* *starts filling my cowboy hat with little rocks* feelings, hunh…
food: $3.00
valuables: $2.00
wild game: $5.00
cowboy outfits: $280.00
medicine: $7.00someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my gang is dying
kiwi:
shout out to my incoherent bitches!! shout out to all the babes out there who dont make no fuckin sense!!!
I’m a simple man. I see a cowboy hat, I say “I wanna be a cowboy, Babey,”
About to just say fuck it and start playing the jug
nothing 