If you could have any pet you wanted, what would you have?

The problem with pets is I have 3 cats and work almost all day everyday, so finding time to dedicate to the 3 most important creatures in my life is really difficult which is why I would most likely never introduce another pet into my life unless I knew for certain that either A) I had adequate time to spend with them or B) it’s an emergency situation and I’m that animal’s only hope for safety and love.

That being said, barring all of the above, I love scorpions. I’ve always wanted a pet scorpion. Or a massive centipede. I love bugs. OR THOSE FAT ASS BEETLES.

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1. the meaning behind my URL:
I put it up in an faq on my layout, but it has two meanings: first one is dictionary– Noun  Johnadreams (uncountable) a man who is a daydreamer and therefore inactive.
secondly, I actually got the idea from reading Aleister Crowley’s “Book Of Lies” I couldn’t put that book down and here’s a link to the passage.

5. piercings i have:
Just my ears. I used to have 2 holes per ear and wore giant safety pins, but they’re not that good since I did them myself. High school edgelord.

9. tattoos i want:
 I don’t know! I’ve thought about it, but I think it would piss my wife off if I got one. 😦

13. life goal(s):
Do something I’m really proud of and not feel like my life was a complete waste of time spent giving time to others and not myself. So far at 28 I’ve done very little of what I want for my future, but I have done all I can to help ppl around me get what they want. So to shorten that, basically I want to do something that I wanna do and do it HARD and for ME. I would also love to help others if I’m ever in a position of power or something, help everyone who has helped me.