switched-onlotus:

“A deal! Let’s make a deal!”, said the devil.
“No! Absolutely not!”, said the man with big eyes.
“Yes! Let’s make a deal!”, said the man with a big mouth.
The man with a big mouth’s yard became a flower garden.
The man with big eyes became destitute and starved.
The man with a big mouth was cheerful every day. He was full from all his ripened fruit. That is why he did not notice. His flower garden was wilting away. In the garden where no flower would ever bloom again the man with a big mouth cried and muttered:
“I should never have made a deal with the devil.”
The man with big eyes was so hungry, that he thought he would die. Shedding tears, he muttered:
“I should have made a deal with the devil.”

“The Man with Big Eyes, the Man with Big Mouth,” by Jacob Farobek

monster sitcom situations that arent nearly joked about enough

johanrapper:

  • johan straight up living with karls mom
  • dieter saving the day by ruining heckels carpet
  • johan just standing waiting for people for god knows how long
  • security in hospitals
  • everytime tenma mutters someones name
  • everyone has a pic of johan in their wallet
  • i can fit 4 fingers in
  • lunge and evas obvious sexual tension
  • just heckel in general really
  • big dick roberto
  • the way johan looks at karl after he says literally anything
  • eva crashing tenmas date and saying he eats pussy
  • johan spouting poetry in a shithole and everyone is incredibly confused
  • etc