thepavi:

1. “Harper wears eyeliner because I grew up with a repressed gay brother and it rubbed off on me in a lot of ways so now it’s really easy for me to get to that place.”

2. Ogre explaining that he can’t suck dick because of the time he puked up a Big Mac full of fake blood and then talking in detail about the color his shit turned when he got Hep A and then saying he’ll eat Froot Loops off the ground to prove he has more artistic integrity than Trent Reznor.

3. When he was asked if he was aware that he’s something of a sex symbol and he just responded by talking in depth about what kind of porn he thinks is the hottest and then says he loves pussy.

4. That time someone asked him to “tell them something his fans might not already know” and he just responds with “I’m a chronic masturbator” and the interviewer won’t even talk to him after that they just talk to cEvin for the entire rest of the time.

5. “I’m a seductress who will lay you down on my table and saw you in half straight through your vagina :)”

6. That time a child asked Ogre what the first thing he’d do was if he became president and he just says that he’d reverse the patriarchy and put women in charge because men are all stupid idiots and then explained nuclear waste to this 11 year old child in depth.

7. That interview where he’s trying to talk about the Gitmo torture allegations and he just gets off topic and starts talking about saving the bees.

8. Every time an interviewer asks “what’s something you wish you could tell your younger self?” and he goes “Like in Harry Potter? XDD” EVERY TIME even though that barely even has anything to do with Harry Potter at all.

9. “I totally have dirty sex with my girlfriend. YEAH!! WE DO IT!!”

10. That time Dwayne Goettel compared music to sex and Ogre interrupted him to ask if he’s “had sex recently” and Dwayne says no and Ogre just laughs at him like a dick.

11. THAT ONE INTERVIEW Where it starts with Ogre introducing himself and then he just lets out this long growl/scream out of absolutely nowhere, then just clicks his tongue and goes “yes!”

12. Speaking of Ogre screaming out of nowhere, the one where the interviewer asks Ogre what they can expect from him in tonight’s performance and he just shrieks at the top of his lungs “NOTHING!!!”

14. That time the interviewer tried to make some tasteless joke about how the planet is overpopulated and Ogre just called it out as eugenics immediately.

15. That fucking awful interview with Al Jourgensen from Al’s home where Ogre was living at the time where they talk about their matching tattoos and future band together and how they “locked everyone out of the studio” for “male bonding” while working on Rabies.

16. The one where cEvin Key is trying to speak and Ogre won’t stop attacking him in the face with a fake bird.

17. I keep thinking of more and I could do this all day so the real answer is just single Ogre interview ever.