transezual:

hey. garfield.com gives me an age confirmation prompt when i go to it. what is this for. if i say im 18+ is it going to unlock some crazy ass fuckfield content.  is garfield going to get randy all up in my eyeballs. is it going to reveal secret cartoons of the garf cranking hogs like a voracious cat man possessed. should i prepare for infinite lasagna fucks spalling from this website like the profound curling arms of a comic strip sex mandala. is he going to bang john, or odie, or nermal, or perhaps the bear.

what the hell is this