Ghost: If you could be reincarnated, would you come back as another human or an animal? If an animal, what kind?
It’d be unfair to come back as an existing person, and if I came back as an animal I’d probably get my ass killed super quick so that’s a tough question. It is like a Being John Malkovich situation with the human-reincarnation? It raises more questions. I’d come back as me 2.0 probably. NO WAIT I want to come back as a human-insectoid hybrid, centipede-like because I’d have a lot of arms which means a lot of stuff to do.

Haunted House: If you could be roommates with anyone of your choice, who would you pick?

NOBODY, I ENJOY LIVING ALONE. Don’t get me wrong I love my wife but I’m a huge loner and do my best anything in 100% solitude. Always been that way.

Witch: If could have the power to cast any kind of spell, what kind of spell would you cast?

A spell that grants monetary fortune upon myself and people I care about because I feel like money issues hurt me and my friends and keep us from being happy so I’d do that $$$$$you’re welcome$$$$$ it won’t solve everything but it’s a good start.