hello heres a bug thats kind of both of those at once but also neither
the scorpionfly is a nickname for a bunch of bugs all in the mecoptera ( Long Wing ) order, and despite the way i introduced them the stinger up there is … completely harmless
only the males even have the tails, and they use them to Grasp onto their partners during reproduction (before which they cough up a little bit of Delectable Nutrient Rich Brown Spit to keep the females occupied, because its common for them to just turn around and eat the males if theyre not feeling it )
these ones are just the COMMON scorpionflies, though, and theyve got a ganglier and grabbier cousin
HANGINGFLIES, although very closely related, are active predators and spend time lying in wait on branches and leaves, grabbing whatever comes close enough – THEIR nuptial offering is usually an entire dead bug, which for me personally beats spit by a little bit. just a little bit though
Here’s something you should’ve seen but haven’t yet probably. I hadn’t before tonight and I love this shit
while doing routine remote camera maintenance in a Raleigh, NC sewer, this pulsating, contracting mass was discovered and everyone was pretty freaked out about it. it’s nasty
it’s just a colony of tubifex worms but it’s nasty